wow i like

oops *how....

im thinking....
who in the world is jesus christ a GIRL?!

I'm going to a wedding at the Founder's Inn, Sunday. I may bitch-slap Pat Robertson.

I'm thinking Reverend Moon, here.

this liz is endearing, where is her buzznet?

that's hot

needs more cowbell

makes a wonderful wreath at christmas time as well.

What kind of music does Baby Jesus like to listen to on His iPod?

The passion of the Christopias?

Pat Robertson's head explodes.

Is there a Heresy Hotline I can call?

i want one

Whoopi Goldberg is the messiah.

Alex, clearly he's Jewish like us: he lived at home until he was thirty, his mother thought he was God and he went into his father's business.

You're lucky there is no Lutheran Purgatory.

On second thought, you're already there.

Are you familiar with the theory of Pastor William Rennick? According to him, since Jesus Christ called everyone "brother", and since he was profiled and tailed by the Romans and that he lived at home until he was 30, he must have been a Black Man.

No, I didn't

did you make it?